Wonder if Les has any thoughts/views on golf??
Pen
That's more like it Pen, nice segue onto a new topic.
Friday afternoon was our sports day at school.
I signed up to play golf.
My mates couldn't belief it, why on earth would you sign up to play such a boring game?
Simple, only one teacher allocated to supervise & all he does is sign you in & then watch from the clubhouse.
Easy to get away with having a few cigarettes during your round & just as easy to nick off early without being detected, all of a sudden Friday afternoon golf became very popular.
I was very ordinary at the game but did try again in later years, however the ninth hole at our local course just happened to be adjacent to the clubhouse so everytime we arrived at the ninth hole i would declare that " i've had enough " & head straight to the clubhouse for a cold beer & a play on the pokies.
2 women were playing golf. On the third hole there was a 4 men in front of them but about 175 yards down the fairway.
The first woman said i'll tee off he is far enough away. She hit the drive of her life, like a shot straight down the faraway. She screamed fore at the top of her lungs and as the men turned one was hit solidly. He was rolling on the ground in pain with his hands between his legs.
She ran to him, apologising and saying "let me help I am a physical therapist." He protested but she got him to put his hands at his side. She unzipped his pants and began massaging him.
"How does that feel?" she asked. He said, "Great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."