Well, if it hasn't yet, we might as well keep going until we do win the prize.
Pen, I could not agree with you more, Jack is indeed a very funny, funny, man but when it comes to " a picture of you prancing round the house totally starkers singing It's Gnat Unusual! " well, I think that I will just leave that one entirely up to you.
Jack, I'am afraid that we may have also missed the boat with your Qauil's Milk suggestion.
There is already a concoction available which is called Kumis, it is made from fermented horse's milk & there is another called Bilk which is a combination of beer & milk.