Hi Jack
It's a lovely warm sunny day here
. I've been quite busy. Done a few chores and got my washing on the line. Been for a walk round Furzon Lake and got hot rather than wet
Made a nice change!
A nice simple rebus for you today
It's an old film from the 1930's.
8 (#3 + #3 + #2) #5
Please lose the first letter of picture two and use two consecutive letters from the middle of the name of the bunny in picture three. Second word of picture four and lose the third letter and please pretend it's all on one line.
Kylie told me that Uncle Blue's mate, Bruce, was looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back garden. He goes to a hardware shop and asks about various chainsaws.
The dealer tells him, "Look, I have a lot of models, but why don't you save yourself a lot of time and aggravation and get the top-of-the-line model. This chainsaw will cut a hundred branches of wood for you in one day."
So, Bruce takes the chainsaw home and begins working on the trees. After cutting for several hours and only cutting two branches, he decides to quit. He thinks there is something wrong with the chainsaw. "How can I cut for hours and only cut two branches?" Bruce mutters to himself. "I will begin first thing in the morning and cut all day,"
So, the next morning Bruce gets up at 4am and cuts and cuts, and cuts till nightfall, and still he only manages to cut five branches.
Bruce is convinced the saw is useless. He starts chuntering "The dealer told me it would cut one hundred branches of wood in a day, no problem. I will take this bloody saw back to the dealer,"
The very next day Bruce takes the saw back to the dealer and explains the problem. The dealer, baffled by the man's claim, removes the chainsaw from the case. The dealer says, "Hmm, it looks fine."
Then the dealer starts the chainsaw, to which Bruce responds, "What on earths that noise?"
Leave you with my very naff joke of the day
