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Re: More or Les (was Bloody Plurals)
« Reply #9765 on: July 10, 2023, 01:59:05 AM »
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Have a great holiday.  I guess internet will be restricted to your phone,

It was a bit cool (18oC) on the patio at 10.00 this morning with Bonnie


Thanks Jack  :)  We've just arrived & getting our bearings. You are quite right internet is restricted to my phone!

What a beautiful picture of Bonnie on the patio :)
I.could spend my holiday there  :laugh:

How on earth did England win that test?  :o
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« Reply #9766 on: July 10, 2023, 05:24:37 AM »
Thanks for the great pictures, Jack ❤️
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« Reply #9767 on: July 11, 2023, 07:38:27 AM »
Thanks Madeleine :) A bit showery but all good so far!
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« Reply #9768 on: July 11, 2023, 12:11:34 PM »
A bit showery but all good so far!

Hi Pen,

The bad news is that it is likely to be like that for the rest of the week.

The good news is the temperature is going to be almost identical to that in Brisbane (although we find it is a bit cool even if it is mid-winter  ;)). And York and Yorkshire have such good indoor touristy things to do even when it is raining.  With the help of AI, I have written a little poem for you.

Yorkshire is a place to be,
Even when it’s raining heavily.
There are many things to do,
And many places to go to.

York Castle Museum is a great place,
To learn about history and embrace.
The Royal Armouries is also there,
With arms and armour that are rare.

The Shambles is a famous street,
That Harry Potter fans will find neat.
It’s winding and narrow,
And it’s full of charm and marrow.

York Minster is a majestic cathedral,
A medieval masterpiece that’s celestial.
It’s one of Britain’s most beautiful,
And it’s worth seeing in full.

There plenty of places to dine,
And when the weather is fine,
The Yorkshire coast is a lovely place,
With beaches and cliffs that embrace.

The Yorkshire Dales are a sight to see,
With hills and valleys that are free.
You can hike and bike and explore,
And find hidden gems galore.

The North York Moors are also grand,
With heather and bracken that spanned.
You can walk and climb and roam,
And find peace in nature’s home.

And the best thing is you don’t have to do any Housework. 
Enjoy it to the full!
« Last Edit: July 11, 2023, 12:13:32 PM by Ozzyjack »
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« Reply #9769 on: July 11, 2023, 12:29:34 PM »
Thanks Madeleine :) A bit showery but all good so far!

Anyone would think you were holidaying in the UK! The good news is - tea houses and coffee shops, as well as all the wonderful places Jack’s suggested in his clever poem.

I always think it just lifts the spirits having a break … although trying to find my way through Leeds in a storm wasn’t so uplifting!

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« Reply #9770 on: July 12, 2023, 01:25:22 AM »
Hi Jack. That's a great poem - love it  :) Doing this on my phone so it's a bit hit & miss! We did the Minster yesterday & the National Railway Museum today. Both were fantastic.  Possibly Knarseborough tomorrow. We're undecided!
Not quite sure what we expected in Yorkshire Madeleine. Mediterranean sunshine?  :laugh:
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« Reply #9771 on: July 13, 2023, 08:53:32 AM »
Hi Pen,

I hope you got to see Knaresborough. I've not been there but google makes it sound interesting.

I've just finished reading “A Chateau Under Siege” by Martin Walker. The book is part of the Dordogne Mysteries series and follows the story of France’s favourite country cop, Bruno.  I have commented in the past how much I liked the series even though a couple of the books in the middle of the series were not as good as the earlier ones.  This latest book, though, in my opinion is the best yet.  It excels in its ability to interestingly cover a variety of subjects such as history, cooking, personal relationships, international politics, latest advances in computer technology and spying techniques.

The plot is brilliantly conceived and builds up to a climax that James Bond might envy. The book also provides pleasure in Martin Walker’s sensitive portrayal of a tight-knit community where friendship and mutual support count for more than expediency.
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« Reply #9772 on: July 15, 2023, 04:32:42 AM »
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I hope you got to see Knaresborough. I've not been there but google makes it sound interesting.

I've just finished reading “A Chateau Under Siege” by Martin Walker.


Hi Jack

I'm home and fed and watered! Just a flying visit from me this evening as I'm a bit tired.  We did get to Knaresborough - I'll fill in some details tomorrow when I'm a bit more lively :laugh:

That book sounds excellent.  I have read one of the earlier ones and would like to give it a whirl.  I'm surprised that the books haven't been adapted into a television series - I think they would work very well.


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« Reply #9773 on: July 15, 2023, 02:44:39 PM »
I'm home and fed and watered!

Hi Pen,

You didn't catch a cold did you?  You sound like you're a little ho(a)rse. :D

I am looking forward to hearing all the details when you are a bit more lively.  >:D

Returning from the cafes of York,
Pen couldn’t wait to give us a talk,
About what she’d ate and  drank,
But she said to be quite frank,
Nothing could beat their great pork.
« Last Edit: July 15, 2023, 08:54:03 PM by Ozzyjack »
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« Reply #9774 on: July 16, 2023, 01:21:47 AM »

You didn't catch a cold did you?  You sound like you're a little ho(a)rse. :D

I am looking forward to hearing all the details when you are a bit more lively.  >:D

Returning from the cafes of York,


Hi Jack

You're getting very good at this poetry malarky  :laugh:

I'm still a little sluggish today!  I must have walked for miles while I was away.  That's the great thing about York everything is within easy walking distance. History is everywhere you look and you can feel it.

King George VI once remarked, "The history of York is the history of England". He was not exaggerating. The city has passed through the hands of Romans, Saxons, Vikings, and Normans. It has been the scene of battles that helped determine the fate of the entire nation, and its rich range of architectural and cultural remains is unique in Britain.

On Monday we visited the Minster.  We were there for several hours.  We even crept into the crypt where they have an amazing exhibition detailing the remarkable history of York and the preservation work needed to save the Minster.  We watched the stonemasons who are working to restore some of the exterior.  There is a small section of scaffolding and you could have an escorted trip on it if you fancied it.  Not for me!!  I did offer to wait for Eve while she went :laugh:

On Tuesday we lunched at Betty's Tea Rooms.  We had cheese and ham sarnies followed by raspberry macaroons which were scrummy :-H After lunch we visited the National Railway Museum.  It was a little disappointing as a large part of it was closed for renovations and alterations.  We did see the Mallard and the Japanese Bullet train and Stephenson's Rocket.  When I visited previously they had created a platform outside with a carriage from the royal train amongst other things.  Nevertheless we thoroughly enjoyed it.

On Wednesday we visited Knaresborough.  It poured in the morning and after a visit to the castle we dived into a cafe for lunch and a cuppa.  We then set off for Mother Shipton's Cave.

Mother Shipton was born Ursula Sontheil in 1488, during the reign of Henry VII, father of Henry VIII. Although little is known about her parents, legend has it that she was born during a violent thunderstorm in a cave on the banks of the River Nidd in Knaresborough. Her mother, Agatha, was just fifteen years old when she gave birth, and despite being dragged before the local magistrate, she would not reveal who the father was.

Mother Shipton is England's most famous Prophetess. She foretold the fates of several rulers within and just after her lifetime, as well as the invention of iron ships, the Great Fire of London in 1666, and the defeat of the Spanish Armada.

It was a lovely warm sunny afternoon and we had a beautiful walk by the River Nidd through a wooded area to the Cave where there is also a petrifying well known as a dropping well. Things are hung up and turn to stone.


Thursday was a warm sunny day.  We walked some of the walls and ended up at Clifford's Tower.  It's what remains of York Castle built by William the Conquerer in the eleventh century.   It was a bit too high for me so I waited while Eve went up and admired the view!

Afterwards we hopped on a boat for a ride down the river with a running commentary by the Skipper.

I haven't done this wonderful city justice but it was a brilliant few days and very enjoyable.  The time went far too quickly. 
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« Reply #9775 on: July 16, 2023, 03:20:59 AM »
Hi Penny
I'm not surprised you enjoyed York. I used to be a regular visitor when I lived in Leeds - right from being a youngster going with my parents and later with friends. I ALWAYS found it an extremely tiring place! It's not just the miles you walk it's also how stimulating all that history and beautiful architecture are as they tire out your brain too. My hubby love Bettys but I can confess to you that I'm not too keen!
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« Reply #9776 on: July 16, 2023, 04:35:27 AM »
You're spot on Christine! :)  I hadn't even thought about it but it is not just all the walking that tires you out there's so much to take in. 
Your secret's safe with me! My Mum used to say it'd be a very boring world if we all liked the same thing. I like Bettys but I'm not convinced it's worth the cost.  I bought a packet of Yorkshire Shortbread to take into work next week.  £6.95!!  Paying for the name obviously.
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« Reply #9777 on: July 16, 2023, 12:29:16 PM »
You're getting very good at this poetry malarky  :laugh:

Hi Pen,

Malarkey as knowing you must,
Is slang for nonsense or bulldust
Joe Biden uses it quite often
Does that make me a boffin?

But I will give you one last poem
About a Hobbit, not a Gnome
And Barb, her very good mate
Holidaying in York of Late.

York is a city steeped in history
And sites shrouded in mystery.
Science provides answers to tell
About some like the petrifying well.

Other mysteries are the subject of debate
With arguments you will appreciate
Was Mother Shipton invented by Richard Head?
Her prophecies published after she was dead.


Did things cost an arm and a leg?
For more stories you will have to beg.
To sum up the holiday now I am done
Too short, very tiring but loads of fun.



« Last Edit: July 16, 2023, 01:07:49 PM by Ozzyjack »
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« Reply #9778 on: July 16, 2023, 07:34:19 PM »
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We did see the Mallard and the Japanese Bullet train and Stephenson's Rocket.

Hi Pen - so glad you enjoyed your trip to York.  You should have been with me last Sunday as The Flying Scotsman stopped at our station (yards away from my house).  We get a lot of steam trains up here in the summer and flocks of people with professional looking cameras and tripods litter the line.

Didn't get chance to ask son for recommendations for you to visit but it sounds like you did more than enough anyway. 

Hope you have a relaxing weekend and perhaps watch Djoko win the men's singles - again!!  I've not watched much Wimbledon this year - no Rafa!   :(

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« Reply #9779 on: July 16, 2023, 11:55:22 PM »
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You should have been with me last Sunday as The Flying Scotsman stopped at our station (yards away from my house).

Hope you have a relaxing weekend and perhaps watch Djoko win the men's singles - again!!  I've not watched much Wimbledon this year - no Rafa!   :(


Thanks Linda it was brilliant - just went far too quickly!

I'm very jealous.  I would love to see the Flying Scotsman or even better have a ride on board :)  I'm very much an anorak when it comes to steam trains as you've probably realised :laugh:

I'm enjoying a lovely weekend thanks - no work until Tuesday :)  I wont be watching Djoko.  I just don't warm to him at all. Bet you're sad without Rafa :(  I used to love Wimbledon years ago in the days of Borg, Connors, McEnroe and Nastase & all the Swedes and Sampras and Pat Cash.   It leaves me a bit cold now sadly.  There doesn't seem to be any real characters in the game nowadays.  Did enjoy Federer and Rafa when they played.

Have a great Sunday :) - Roast chicken I expect :-H
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