Morning Jack,
My " clean " living habits leave a bit to be desired but i do have a clear conscience although i must admit that on some very rare occasions i will awaken with a severe hangover & cautiously logon to chi with much trepidation to see exactly what i have posted the previous evening. ( This could be one of those occasions. )
I do hope that you are right in suggesting that i will have no need to visit the doctor because my last visit was just a little bit embarrassing...
As usual the waiting room was packed.
To speed things up a bit the proceedure at my local clinic is that when you are next in line to see the doctor & your name is called, the nurse escorts you into the private waiting room to prepare you for the Doctor to see.
Depending on the nature of your ailment, the nurse will ask about your condition & perform some basic tasks like taking your blood pressure etc...& she will take some notes for the doctor before you see him or her.
Les, given the nature of your complaint, you will have to remove all of your clothes & put on this gown before you can see the Doctor.
I beg your pardon, do mean right now, in front of you?
The nurse says: 'Well no, but I've seen the naked human body before.
Well good for you but you haven't seen, my naked body before, you would surely burst out laughing at the sight of it.
'Of course I won't laugh,' said the Nurse , 'I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'
'Okay then,' I said and proceeded to drop my trousers, revealing the smallest adult male organ the Nurse had ever seen in her life.
In length and girth it was almost identical to a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the Nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out.
And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing. Feeling very badly that she had laughed at my private parts, she composed herself as well as she could.
'I am so sorry,' she said, 'I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a Nurse and a lady, I promise that it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?'
Well it's swollen to three times its normal size... she ran out of the room.