I hope you will forgive me for repeating them.
Hi Jack
Prone to exaggeration? Moi? Surely not?
I'm famous for it amongst my family & friends
I don't remember Blue's sneezy story but I think you said a while back that some stories & cartoons do bear being repeated. Anyway it tickled me
I've almost certainly used them before but here's a few cricket anecdotes.
'Ray Illingworth has just relieved himself at the pavilion end.'
Brian Johnston, BBC RadioIt was close for Zaheer, Lawson threw his hands in the air and Marsh
threw his head in the air.
Jack Potter, 3UZ'The slow motion replay doesn't show how fast that delivery was'.
Richie BenaudOn the first day, Logie decided to chance his arm and it came off.
Trevor Bailey, Radio 3During the 1991 Adelaide Test, Javed Miandad commented that Merv Hughes looked like a fat
bus conductor.
Big Merv dismissed the Pakistani soon after, allegedly
running passed the batsman yelling, 'Tickets please!'
Fred Trueman...
The scene was an Ashes test with England fielding ..... 'and I went back
to my mark and hurtled into the wicket, a rap on the pads, Howzat? One
for none.
I went back to my mark and hurtled into the wicket and the bails were
off, two for none.
Then in came the great Sir Don Bradman. I went back to my mark and
hurtled into the wicket, the ball was in the air, a fantastic catch on the
long on boundary, three for three hundred and seventy six.
Here's a nice easy peasy rebus for you. It's a hit record from the year I was 14
1 5 2 7 39 (#5 + #4)
THEA few homophones! Please lose the first letter of the third picture & change the second letter of the last picture. Past tense for picture four & please pretend it's all on one line.
Not sure you can make out the fifth picture so here's a bit bigger version!
Sun's come out so going for a walk
England are 229 for 2.