A little humour for your morning tea.
I am going to celebrate the fact that I got Mike’s rebus without using google – a rare event.
Hi Jack
It turned out to be a little humour for my lunch. My compliments on a great selection
I've had a very busy morning including mandatory training
I also solved Mike's rebus without consulting google & like you a rare event! Didn't get the bonus questions unaided though.
I can't keep up with you today
My neighbour was dismayed this afternoon when his wife told him his 6-year-old son wasn't actually his.
She then said he needed to pay more attention at school gates!
A man has been in hospital for a month. One day, he's so sick and tired of being in hospital that he sneaks out and down to the nearest pub. He orders a beer and swallows the lot in ten seconds flat. He then orders a second beer and does the same. Then a third and a fourth.
As he orders a fifth beer, he says to the barman, "I shouldn't be drinking this with what I've got."
The barman gasps in alarm, "What have you got?" To which the hospital patient replies, "I've got no money."
The afternoon's shaping up to be even busier than this morning so I've
