Hi Jack
What's a function?
All functions seem a dim & distant memory!
I enjoyed two or three glasses of pink muck last night
I have one glass left to enjoy this evening!
I may be on a repeat with one or 2 of those but I'm a bit knacked today
I'll leave you with a daft joke
Better get a few jobs done
A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the father of the baby. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it.
The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.
The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this, they decided to try for 50 percent.
The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, he encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife gave birth to a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were delighted.
When they got home the milkman was dead on the doorstep!
Hope the dog sitting passed without incident!
Penx