I think I can workout the intent of all but the one about the Scottish cowboy.
The only one that made me laugh was te piston broke one that I first heard before Les was born.
Hi Jack
I'm with you on that
Though I have to admit that I thought that this was Hawkeye?
I enjoyed your less than honest post!!
A man walks into a hardware shop & speaks to the assistant.
"Have you any two watt bulbs?"
"For what?" came the reply.
"That'll do I'll take two."
"Two what?" asks the assistant.
"I thought you didn't have any?" says the customer.
"Any what?" says the assistant.
"Yes please!"
This one's got whiskers
Sadly we've lost some of our local businesses recently.
The bra shop has gone bust, the watch mender has called time, the paper shop folded, the shoe repairers has been soled & the TV aerial shop has called in the receivers.
Just been offered 8 legs of venison for £70...
is that two deer?