Hi Pen,
Sometime true stories are better than jokes.
A man, wanting to rob a Bank of Queensland, walked into the Branch and wrote '
Put all your muny in this bag.' While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller's window. So he left the Bank and crossed the street to the NAB Bank. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbour, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of Queensland deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a NAB deposit slip or go back to Bank of Queensland. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, 'OK' and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at the Bank of Queensland. Happened in Noosa!
I needed some liqueur for a recipe, so I visited the local monastery. As I walked past the kitchen, I saw a man frying chips. I asked him, “
Are you the friar?” He replied, “
No, I’m the chip monk”.
Blue was confronted by a group of university students chanting, “
we want free education, free healthcare, free housing and free food.” Blue responded laconically, “
have you considered going to prison?”
June was a bit down about something that had gone wrong. So I advised her to embrace her mistakes and you know what? She gave me a big hug.
Do you remember Les posting it took him 15 minutes to walk to the pub but 45 minutes to walk home? Well, the difference is staggering.
and I'll leave you with this thought