Hi Jack
Hope you're enjoying your day
I was going to say you'd probably rather have scotch than cake!!
I thought I'd do a simple little puzzle. I found a couple of people who share your birthday. Just name them.
This gent was a favourite of Elizabeth I.
This gent was handy with his fists
A man staggered into the police station & gasped "I've just been attacked by a dwarf in the Red Lion!"
"Don't worry sir - we'll get him" replied the copper. "He's a gnome troublemaker!"
For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, “Son, we’d love to buy you one, but the mortgage on this house is £280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There’s no way we can afford it.”
The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked, “Son, where are you going?”
Little Johnny told him: “I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I’ll be damned if I’m staying here by myself with a £280,000 mortgage and no bike!”
I'll leave you with a Dad joke & a slightly naughty one