JACKThanks for your post & you are, of course, quite right. The weekend lady will be feeling considerably worse than me right now. The one consolation is that the weather here is dreadful. Flaming June! It's a monsoon & quite chilly with it
It's the annual local carnival where I live in Bletchley. A parade with floats & all sorts of entertainment in the local park. I feel so sorry for the children - they are going to be drenched.
A small moderately funny jokes!
One day Einstein has to speak at an important science conference.
On the way there, he tells his driver who looks a bit like him:
"I'm sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and over!"
The driver agrees: "You're right. As your driver, I attended all of them, and even though I don't know anything about science, I could give the conference in your place."
"That's a great idea!" says Einstein. "Let's switch places then!"
So they switch clothes and as soon as they arrive, the driver dressed as Einstein goes on stage and starts giving the usual speech, while the real Einstein, dressed as the car driver, attends it.
But in the crowd, there is one scientist who wants to impress everyone and thinks of a very difficult question to ask Einstein, hoping he won't be able to respond. So this guy stands up and interrupts the conference by posing his very difficult question. The whole room goes silent, holding their breath, waiting for the response.
The driver looks at him, dead in the eye, and says :
"Sir, your question is so easy to answer that I'm going to let my driver reply to it for me."
Hope you & the chooks sleep well