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Are we veering back towards the wild west? I burst out laughing at the thought of you rushing outside & jumping on your hoss & heading off to the golf club
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Not sure where you'd put your clubs!
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I hope it's just the plot you've lost & nothing more important like your marbles or money
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I've made a decision to stop worrying if I repeat something & I think you should do the same. I think we're both generous enough of spirit to overlook a duplicate or 2.
I do know who you were trying to wind up with the rugby story about Queensland Reds. Was going to say absent friends but..
The Mortimer Pennington Knickerworthy joke also made me roar with laughter. Getting funny looks from my colleagues
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Having a rare couple of hours away from my reception duties. This afternoon I have mandatory training in what to do if the place catches fire
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Run?
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This tickled my funny bone
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One foggy night, a United States Aircraft Carrier was cruising off the coast of Newfoundland and the junior radar operator spotted a light in the gloom. Here is a transcript of what happened next.
The radar operator worked out that a collision was likely unless the other vessel changed its course. So he sent a radio message.
U.S. Aircraft Carrier Radar Officer:
'Please divert your course at least 7 degrees to the south to avoid a collision'.
Back came the reply: 'You must be joking, I recommend you divert your course instead'.
The U.S. Radar Officer referred the matter to his superior officer & reported the incident as insubordination.
As a result the Captain of the Air Craft Carrier sent a second message. 'I believe that I out rank you, and am giving you a direct order to divert your course now!!!
Canadian Radio Operator:
'This is a lighthouse. I suggest you take evasive action.'
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I'm dashing out the door in search of some grub bub
Pen