Lately, your record of errors per rebus is better than mine, Pen.
Once you get over the initial shock, the water temperature in the pool at the moment is quite pleasant. So I can’t use that as an excuse
Blue and Ocker are having a few quiet beers in the Koala Tavern, Capalaba.
I’ll borrow your subject and give you one of our funny expressions which might offer a reason for my performance lately.
Hi Jack
That was a cracking post
A brilliant rebus and Blue made me roar with laughter
I would take issue with my error record! I've made more than you just lately. Your marbles are in perfect working order
I would give anything right now to be floating in your pool. It's stultifying and almost unbearable here today. Not a breath of wind and the humidity is through the roof. Thankfully this is the last very hot day. They've promised thundery showers this afternoon but I'll believe it when it happens. I'd rather hide in the cupboard under the stairs than sit here melting.
Like Linda (of course!) I'd heard of most of the words on your list. I only knew wazzock and mardy on Yvonne's list. Surprising, considering I'm half a Yorkshireman
Here's another funny expression for you
#3 #4 #3 #2 8 (#5 + #3)
Please change the middle letter of picture one and you need the second half of picture two. Please use three consecutive letters from picture three. Gent on the right in picture five. You need the second, third and last letters of picture six (seven letters). Two homophones and please pretend it's all on one line.
Kylie told me that her cousin Shane was very happy. He had proposed to his girlfriend Matilda and they were getting married.
Her parents helped in every way, we all encouraged him, and Matilda? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering Shane, and that one thing was her younger sister, Adeline.
His prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near him and he got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day Adeline called Shane asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when he arrived. She whispered to him that soon he was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for him that she couldn't overcome.
Adeline told Shane that she wanted to make love just once before he got married and committed his life to Matilda. Shane was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
Adeline said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to make love to me just come up and get me." Shane was stunned & was frozen in shock as he watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at him.
Shane stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. He opened the door and stepped out of the house & walked straight towards his car.
His future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged Shane and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car!
Looks like it's finally breaking