I've no idea if this is true or not, but it amused me:
The Spitfire ace, Douglas Bader, who died 35 years ago this week, was not one to temper his language. The Times Diary recalls that after the war, Bader was invited to give a talk at a smart girls' school.
"So there were two of the f***ers behind me, three f***ers to my right, another f***er to my left...," he told his audience. At this point the headmistress blanched and interjected, "Ladies, the Fokker was a German aircraft." Bader replied, "That may be, madam, but these f***ers were in Messerschmitts."