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Guests Broken Down
« on: June 25, 2007, 06:04:54 PM »
I've just installed a modification to the forum software (created by some clever person, not me) that gives a breakdown of the visitors to the forum on the "Who's Online" page. This is the page you see if you click on the link just under the People Online heading near the bottom of the main page.

In particular, it shows who is a real guest, and who is a robot (a.k.a. spider) from one of the search engines.

If you feel a bit queasy about these creatures reading your posts on the forum, you needn't. It's just search engine computers collecting data for their indexes of the Web. On the other hand, if you feel a bit queasy about the possibility that anybody in the whole world who has an Internet connection might stumble on one of your posts via a search engine, then you probably ought to bear that in mind when you're sending messages. It might feel like we're in our own little private clubhouse here, but we're actually putting our comments into the public arena.
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Re: Guests Broken Down
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2007, 06:26:38 PM »
Now you tell me...VIRAL...
Bloody hell....the whole bleeding world knows about my sorry sordid life...
....do you think it might be serialised?...could someone nick the plot line? an epic movie maybe?  who could i get to play me? Sharon Stone? Too unerotic [ ;) ]!
What about the male lead..BRAD ..thats me on the phone!!? If i dip out on any royalties i'll be suing you VIRAL...
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Re: Guests Broken Down
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2007, 06:31:05 PM »
  T, dear, you're really getting neurotic now!  ;)  You'd better write yourself before someone else does. I think Helen Mirren would have been wonderful if she'd been 30 years younger, don't you? 

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Re: Guests Broken Down
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2007, 06:41:19 PM »
You little cutie [ ;) ] Binks..
Did i notice [  ;) ] a hint of sarcasm there? I will continue [ ;) ] this conversation with someone less cretin [ ;) ] ous...if you keep up with that intone [ ;) ]...

Enough VIRAL will get all miffy...and slap my thighs..[ooohh yes please...]

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Re: Guests Broken Down
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2007, 07:16:42 PM »
VIRAL..
I like being able to see who is real or not...thanks..
But why [and how] do they do it...what could they possibly glean from our ramblings that would be any use to anyone or anything..???

 :laugh:   :laugh:   :laugh:   :laugh:That spider's tickling my leg...

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Re: Guests Broken Down
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2007, 07:25:22 PM »
Dyslexics of the world untie!!!!

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Re: Guests Broken Down
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2007, 07:57:48 PM »
Ah Ah fery vunny...
It's getting to that time of day again when everyone vanishes...have you noticed....it's going all quiet..sssshhhhhhh!!

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Re: Guests Broken Down
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2007, 07:59:04 PM »

WAKE UP....NOW..I WANT TO PLAY...

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Re: Guests Broken Down
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2007, 09:41:54 PM »
Dyslexics of the world untie!!!!

Somebody used that in their profile....can't remember who???

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Re: Guests Broken Down
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2007, 09:42:42 PM »
Ah Ah fery vunny...
It's getting to that time of day again when everyone vanishes...have you noticed....it's going all quiet..sssshhhhhhh!!

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Re: Guests Broken Down
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2007, 12:26:01 AM »
V. interesting.  Thanks for sharing, Alan.

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« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2007, 07:13:14 AM »
I see you checking out my profile Anonsi...Full face is a bit better..not much but a bit...i don't like my profile [big nose] :laugh:
What do you want to know lovey?? Just ask..i'm an open book as you all know... :D

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Re: Guests Broken Down
« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2007, 07:15:47 AM »
Jeez, I wasn't even there that long.  Only to click on the link to send you a message.  You don't miss much, do you T?

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Re: Guests Broken Down
« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2007, 07:26:17 AM »
I'm a mother..
i see, hear and know everything... :angel:

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Re: Guests Broken Down
« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2007, 07:38:53 AM »
Fair enough.  :D