Gotta run for now! Will miss you till I get back!

[Linda]

One will do one's very best, Binkie!  Nighty night ... hope you have nice, pink fluffy dreams and not red-faced demonic nightmares!!! 

[Binkie]

I shall do my utmost to have cherubic, angelic, marshmallow-cloud-type dreams!

[technomc]

Goodnight 1B and 3B....
Sweet dreams...
Keep them off of tennis players..get your own sportsmen to toy with....
XXX

[Linda]

Off of??? We are NOT American, missy! 

[technomc]

WELL SLAPPA MY THIGHS....!!

[Linda]

Someone ought to! 

[technomc]

I'm looking...
I was thinking of advertising...
Fit, handsome, romantic, financially secure, baggageless male required with a GSH, smoker prefered,aged 20-55, wanted for light domestic duties, dinner and dancing, film and theatre and plenty of sha**ing.....

What do you reckon? Will i get any takers??

[Linda]

Undoubtedly .... what about bjs (remember him?) I think he said he was 'between relationships'!!!! 
Hahahahahahha 

[technomc]

mmmm!!! let me think about that. NO....
I should have added....honest, able to spell and construct a sentence, a normal colour who knows his genders and addresses people accordingly, and who doesn't wallow.

Am i asking too much....

[Linda]

Seems reasonable enough to me .... perhaps you can train him to meet your specifications ... most animals can be trained ... with the exception of the already highly intelligent cat, of course!!! 

[technomc]

I would just like Roy back really...he was all of those things and more..

I have got a stuffing great big leak in my roof and rain is pouring in...
Need to report it...back in a bit...

[Linda]

Would just like to report that I am bathed in brilliant sunshine at the moment ... so sorry you've got a 'stuffing great big leak' ... I actually love leeks ... especially in white sauce!!!! 

[technomc]

Another tangent....
I like baby ones griddled on the BBQ....with a drizzle of truffle oil...

[Linda]

You would!  Truffle oil indeed!  V. poncey! 

[technomc]

North/South divide...
We are the posh ones...you stick to your ketchup and gravy....
Us more refined diners will stick with the flavoured oils and hollandaise etc...