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biggerbirdbrain

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semi-colons
« on: June 21, 2007, 02:50:46 AM »
Recently the topic of the proper use of semi-colons came up, what with Eats Shoots and Leaves ...

I found this gem of an example by a great master of horror, at the same website where the Cryptoquote game resides -- www.eastoftheweb.com -- under the short stories, which I do quite enjoy to browse.

Here is just one snippet. Courtesy of the awesome Ambrose Bierce.

"The Damned Thing"

I: One Does Not Always Eat What is on the Table
By the light of a tallow candle which had been placed on one end of a rough table a man was reading something written in a book. It was an old account book, greatly worn; and the writing was not, apparently, very legible, for the man sometimes held the page close to the flame of the candle to get a stronger light on it. The shadow of the book would then throw into obscurity a half of the room, darkening a number of faces and figures; for besides the reader, eight other men were present. Seven of them sat against the rough log walls, silent, motionless, and the room being small, not very far from the table. By extending an arm anyone of them could have touched the eighth man, who lay on the table, face upward, partly covered by a sheet, his arms at his sides. He was dead.


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Re: semi-colons
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2007, 03:30:03 AM »
Thanks for sharing the story, Threeb.  I enjoyed it.

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Re: semi-colons
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2007, 03:33:51 AM »
You can never go wrong with the great masters!  ;)

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« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2007, 03:12:51 PM »
This sounds like an odd place to take this discussion, but please bear with me for a moment.

A good friend of mine had some bad news.  Her mother, who is a retired English teacher, went into the hospital.  They removed half of her large intestine, due to cancer.

I asked if that meant she was left with a semicolon.

My friend loved it, and repeated it to her mother.  Her mother had to tell it to her doctor.  They were almost on the floor with laughter.

The best medicine?

By the way, I did mention that I made really bad puns, didn't I?

Yes, both mother and daughter are doing fine.
Carpe digitus.
(Roughly translated, this is possibly the world's oldest "pull my finger" joke)

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Re: semi-colons
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2007, 04:05:27 PM »

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Re: semi-colons
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2007, 05:20:53 PM »
There ya go a-non.....a funny story.... :D  :laugh:  :laugh:
Hope she was alright after...
i did say half a colon was better than none at all....
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Re: semi-colons
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2007, 07:26:44 PM »
That was cute. Hope she didn't break her stitches laughing. Then it would have been semi-tragic!  >:D