Here in the US, today is Groundhog Day.
At work, my supervisor is in the UK. He knew what a groundhog is, in general terms, but he knew nothing about the event. He does know that I have a sense of humor, so he assumed that I was making this up "off the cuff".
I told him that if the groundhog sees his shadow on this day, it means we will have another 6 weeks of winter. If he does not see his shadow, it means an early spring. I also told him that there was one particular groundhog on which this prediction is based. This groundhog lives in the town of Punxsutawney, in Pennsylvania, and that his name is Punxsutawney Phil.
He thought I was making this up. Quite frankly, if I were going to make up something like this I would try to make it more believable. This is too strange to be false.
Of course, I also had to make a joke of it. For the past several years our family has had a traditional food for Groundhog Day. This is, of course, pork sausage. This is a hog that has been through a meat grinder, thus ground hog. For the last several years I have made it a practice to bring sausage biscuits to work on 2 Feb. The general consensus has been that this was quite literally a delicious pun.
I'm sorry, but the word "biscuit" does not translate very well. It means something entirely different in the UK, and I have no idea what it means in Australia. Maybe Alan can help?
We also have some vegetarians at our site. Over the years I have tried to good by them, but this might be the first year I succeeded. When I called in the order I told them to prepare a few egg and cheese biscuits separately, told them that these were for strict vegetarians, and told them to wash their hands and their work space and package these separately.
- A