The Apostrophe and "Eats, Shoots & Leaves"

[bjs]

 Bloody hell a man has a few hours of the forum and look wot happens, that hard as nails teacher T has gone off using some other kind of lingo. T your setting a very bad example to your future students (if any turn up).

 But i must say it was nice to be missed, if only by one person and of course i mean My Lovely Linda. Thank you for thinking of me.

  

[technomc]

Good afternoon bjs,
How are you today? Did everything work out okay for you this morning? How was it driving again?

Ok..niceties over....
You obviously didn't read thoroughly enough....she just wanted to spend another few hours laughing her socks off at you...      
I'm not sure an hour will be long enough to catch up on this mornings efforts by the 'girlie gang'....
 

And i'm not a man....

[technomc]

Stand by your beds...Teacher is back..
You're in big trouble now woman [bjs]....
 

[Linda]

Oh no! ...... please don't start ... I've got a class full of students to face in the next 2 hours!!! 

[anonsi]

Maybe you could just turn your lesson into a lesson about CHI and all of its amazing benefits.

[bjs]

 Yeah Good afternoon to you to T,

 I read enuf dont you worry i no where i stand now man.

 As for My Lovely Linda im just happy that i could put a smile on her Lovely face and make her day
 one of joy and happeness,

 Yes there`s not much time to fill up a dozern or so pages tonight as its 1.30am here. But dont worry man
 theres always tomorrow.

 P.S Yes i had a good day thanks and i enjoyed driving my car again. (its my pride and joy)
 

[technomc]

Sad sod....
what is it with men and car's....
Something about a replacement for another inadequate piece of equipment???
 

[anonsi]

T--Don't you mean, "What is it with men and cars...." 

But I think you are right with your assumption. 

[technomc]

Hi lindyloo....
bjs gone to bed....i'm off home...and you have got students to play with...
so i think the show is over for today....
However...there is a matinee tomorrow afternoon....
have a good evening....
X  

[anonsi]

Btw, T, congrats on the 2nd greenie. 

[technomc]

Thank you Anonsi..
A wee slip of the fingers there....
Och aye....
 

[technomc]

OOOOOOO.....
pwettey.....i like....
not sure i understand the glossy bit though..is that a reference to my painting and decorating???
 

[anonsi]

Maybe so...Maybe we all get personalized names for the 1000 mark!