Happy Birthday, rhino!!!

[rogue_mother]

A shout out to our favorite rhinophile on her birthday! I hope you'll be doing something suitably fun and eating and drinking things that are suitably yummy. All the best wishes from Inside the Beltway.

[nineoaks]

Happy Birthday, Rhino! Hope all is festive there in Rhinopolis!

nineoaks

[Alan W]

Happy birthday, O horned one! Hope you have a wonderful day, and a good year, full of exciting travels.

[roberts]

Hey horny, happy birthday
...I hope you live forever...or die trying!
 

[Gaye Christine]

All the happies to you, Rhino!!

[Morbius]

Happy birthday Rhino.  To celebrate, here's the only rhino joke I know (younger people probably won't get it, though).

A young woman goes to a fancy dress party with an animal theme - everyone is dressed as an animal.  A young man dressed as a rhinoceros approaches her and says "Hi, my name's Neil.  Would you like to dance?"  She gapes at him and promptly faints.  A crowd soon gathers around her concerned for her welfare, but she soon regains consciousness.  Her friend says "Are you OK?  What made you faint?" to which she replies "You'd faint too if you'd just been asked to dance by Rhino Neil!" 

[pat]

Moving swiftly past Morbius's joke (I'm old enough to get it), happy birthday Rhino.

[Linda]

Charge on, Rhino!  Have a good 'un! 

[rhino]

Thanks everyone!!!  I know I'm old enough to get Morbius' joke, I actually don't get it ... maybe I am not really as old as my birth certificate says!  Having said that, not sure if I have ever heard a rhino joke before - this year could easily be a year of firsts ... and Chi of course!

Gaye Christine, we will have to catch up on one of my visits to South Africa - send me a message ...

[birdy]

Hi Rhino,  Happy Birthday - and the joke is a play on words for Ryan O'Neal (which I may be misspelling).

[rhino]

Thanks Birdy, and for the explanation ...

[Gaye Christine]

Gaye Christine, we will have to catch up on one of my visits to South Africa - send me a message ...

Hi Rhino. I'm actually going to be disappearing for a while, about 6 months, going on an adventure in deepest, darkest Africa with no Internet access. The withdrawal from Chi is going to be hard   

[pat]

Tell us more, GC. Sounds exciting.

[rhino]

Where are you going GC?  Sounds intriguing ...

[Gaye Christine]

I'm going to help build a school from scratch, handle the admin, wages, etc. Water from tankers, electricity from generators for a long time. A complete change from the bustle of Johannesburg!!