Bink's the bride!

[Linda]

Did you even have to ask?! 

[Linda]

Right, I really must slink off and do some work ... but it's so sunny outside ... no, I really am going to do some work ... I see that roberts is lurking about not speaking so I am in a huff .... will be popping in and out this afternoon just to check that nobody's talking about me behind my lovely, lithe and supple back!! 

[roberts]

mmmhhhh...lithe and supple back....

So L, how long have you been working in this legal office...2 months? And yet to be propositioned?

What's with British lawyers?

All the legal types I know over here are randy so and so's. You wouldn't last a week without at least one gratuitous proposition...

 

[Linda]

I'm packing my bags tonight, roberts ... can you meet me at the airport?!  I'm sure you'll recognize me! 

[roberts]

Possibly...but perhaps you'll recognise me with greater ease.

I'll wear my superman costume, I'll have a large placard with 'yo Linda' on it...oh yeah, and I'll bring my mum along.

 

[biggerbirdbrain]

What, for protection? 

[roberts]

What else!

How you doing 3B...you young hag you

[biggerbirdbrain]

I'm well, roberts! Hope you are as well.

And, yes, you're right -- I AM young -- in hag years, that is.  But thanks. Since most of my interviews are with 80+-year olds, it's easy to feel that way around them. Most of them are young at heart, which is also why so many live that long. God bless 'em.

[roberts]

Amen to that

[roberts]

Hey L...together at last 

[Linda]

Together?!!  Me and Charlton Heston?  I don't think so ... not my type! 

[Binkie]

You mean.....deceased ?

[Linda]

  At least they won't argue, I suppose!  I meant those square jawed, rugged, cropped hair types don't do a thing for me ..... give me lean, dark and mean any day!! 

[Binkie]

I'm with you, sister........and having said that, I'm off to bed to dream of lean, mean, dark heroes..............

[Toni]

Ooh, me too.  Yum.