Apropos of absolutely nothing

[Binkie]

Oooooooooh! I'm going to practise all weekend. I'll start by not cleaning my teeth, not making the bed, letting the garbage bin overflow........how am I doing?

[Linda]

Pretty tame ... you must do better than that if you want to descend into the depths of debauchery! 

[Binkie]

Aw shucks....and ah really thought ah wuz kinda plumbin' the depths theah. I'll jes hafter git one of them theah catalogues with all kinder kinky stuff. Don't rightly know what to do with it all, but ah'm guessin' it's all pretty wicked, right?

[Linda]

Depends on the catalogue ... aim for the top shelf, if you can reach it!!! 

[Linda]

I'll give you a chance to say nasty things about me behind my back now ... off for a shower to see if I can wash away some of my wickedness ... I may be gone for some time!!!   

[bjs]

                      Please dont wash away to much wickedness my lovely linda.

[Linda]

I've scrubbed and scoured but the devil is still sitting on my shoulder!   

[bjs]

                               Oh thank the little  for that, it just wouldn`t be the same
                               if you had of washed her away my lovely linda.

[technomc]

I think i'm going to be sick.......
 

[Linda]

Do you need a bucket?  Jealousy is so unattractive!!! 

[technomc]

Yes...i do...
I am a little pale....but not green..
 

[bjs]

                          Hmmmm........ A little pale......but not green.

[busymomtaylor]

I'm with T notgreen.......butfeeling like supper did not set right.  Can I have a bucket too? 
And there is no jealousy here I got a man that needs to tame it down some.

[bjs]

                            Well i dont know what you lot need a bucket for......
                            Obviously all of you are extremely jealous of
                            my lovely linda and i.

[technomc]

Oh! PLEASE!!!!