DEAN !! WE'RE DESPERATE! BRING T BACK!!!!

[Linda]

Binkie - I didn't have you down as teacher's pet!  My pigtail is ink-sodden and ratty now and I'm gonna tell my Mum when I get home!  See you in the playground after school, missy!!!

[technomc]

Now now children....
my Dad is bigger than your dad, and he's a policeman, and he's got a black belt in karate...na na na na na!!!!!
T 

[technomc]

Hello [my] Dean,
where have you been,?
i see you've playing
but much your not saying
Just wondered if you were okay...
 

[Dean]

Just not much to say I guess ... trying to take on my cooool, mysterious voyeur role once again ... yeah like that will even happen ... I am way too caught up in it all.

The truth of the matter is that I have three young children (8, 6, and 5) so weekends tend to be a little busy and I just don't devote nearly enough Chi Time.   (read between the lines, I like to let them out of the cellar for at least one hour every weekend ... you know how it is).

[technomc]

OOOHHH...you fertile little critter you...
Yes i know how it is....a very long whippy cane doesn't go amiss....and as for punishing the children....i digress....
If it's really sunny  i hang them out on the washing line to get some air for an hour or so...they soon get fed up with that and want to be gotten down...so inconvenient when i'm word hunting....
Glad your ok..nice to hear from you though...
 

[Linda]

Still trying it on I see, missy!

[Linda]

There was a young(ish) lady called T
A flirt of the highest degree
She smiled and she winked
She pouted and blinked
Disgracing the good name of Chi!

Ha ha ha ha ha

[Binkie]

  Love it!!!!   Hey....let's start a limerick collection and then we could get it published and it would make a fortune and then we'd be famous and then J K Rowling would write about us and then they'd make a film and we'd be played by Charlize Theron and Cameron Diaz and we'd make another fortune and we'd be so well-known we'd have to have bodyguards and the paparazzi wouldn't leave us alone and we'd be prisoners in our own homes and we'd turn to drugs and alcohol to cope with it all and...........

Na.........let's just stick to Chi!

 

[Viz]

sound all right to me

[Linda]

Could I be played by Angelina Jolie, please, and could my husband be Johnny Depp and could my son be Julian Casablancas and could my cat turn into a white Siberian tiger and could my house turn into a Victorian mansion and could I live in Midsomer (without the murders) and could I be as funny as Victoria Wood and as beautiful as Helena Christensen and as thin as Kate Moss and could I always find the common Chi words and sometimes get a trophy and could I never have a bad hair day or an 'all my clothes look wrong' day ... I don't want much, surely it's not too much to ask!  

[Binkie]

You can have everything EXCEPT Johnny Depp.........he's mine, all mine.............

[Linda]

I'll fight you in the playground for him!

[biggerbirdbrain]

I fight you both for HIM! Aye, matey!

[Linda]

Ha ha but he's in Britain right now so I stand more of a chance!

[biggerbirdbrain]

Stalking? If you are, get us some nice piccys, then. Esp. close-ups of his eyes, since your are so ocularly adept!