My dear Hags, Haglets and Honourary Hags,
The day is here! What joy, what unalloyed happiness! My mood music is playing, (Night On A Bare Mountain, followed by The Sorcerer's Apprentice) my 500hp (Hag Power) broomstick fully charged, and I am almost ready to depart. My familiar, Beelzebub, the cat, and Beelzebubbles (her kitten) are waiting patiently. Modesty forbids me to tell you how glorious I look. Let us just say that the Matted Mousse hairspray and Wonder Wart Widener have improved an already breathtaking appearance.
Off I go, my friends, for an unforgettable day and night of debauchery gentle fun..................