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Whatever / titleless story synopsis
« on: April 02, 2008, 03:10:45 AM »
I will update this occasionally by "modifying" it - so hopefully, there will only be one place authors will have to look.  Please make comments in the "story comments" thread.

The cast of characters is still growing!  Now we've got (roughly in order of appearance):

Cassandra (presumably O'Hara): our knickerless homeless heroine, writer for men's magazine
Dr. Ivan Asimov:  the handsome but regrettably unavailable Ob-gyn
Leonora: the attractive and definitely available nurse
Rambo: the blue tabby - a gift to Cassandra from Apollo
Apollo:  Cassandra's hunky ex - a heroic fireman and hotly jealous - but perhaps a little too ready to add a third to the situation.
Robert O'Hara: Cassandra's father, divorced but involved with a cute young thing, Tamara, younger than his daughter – and whose new girlfriend does not know the High Court judge is a cross-dresser
Sybil: Cassandra's prim and proper overbearing unfashionable divorced mother
Sophie Tate:  the unattractive, clever former schoolmate, vindictive and a man-snatcher
Tamara Bainbridge:  Cassandra's former workmate, now involved with Cassandra's dad; revealed to have had a love-child, Adam, the product of a fling with an American
Bryce Jenkins:  Cassandra's high school sweetheart, newly revealed as a cheating scum, and not nearly as experienced as he'd like to be
Dennis/Denise:  cross-dressing friend/current host/independently wealthy/bisexual
[nameless] American driver of Mustang
the aliens

Just so we can keep track of who's who as Our Story unfolds!


The story so far...

   After our heroine, Cassandra, has learned at her handsome-but-unavailable ob-gyn's office that she has abnormal cells, she returns to find that her apartment building has suffered a fire.  Luckily her ex, Apollo, has used his firefighting skills to rescue her cat Rambo, but in the process has become furiously jealous because he believes he has found evidence that she is seeing someone else.  In reality, she had had a visit from her divorced father, who has announced that he has met someone, three years younger than his daughter.  An unfortunate breeze reveals that Cassandra has forgot to redon her knickers, and her overbearing mother, in the crowd watching the firefighting activities, demands that she return to the smothering family home.  To avoid that, she searches the crowd desperately for someone else she and Rambo can stay with, and finds an old schoolmate, Sophie, a clever but homely nerd she had often taken advantage of while in school.  When she approaches her, Sophie reveals not only that she remembers and resents Cassandra's cruel teasing, but that she had been shagging Cassandra's first boyfriend.  Appalled, Cassandra either throws the agitated Rambo at Sophie or loses her grip on the cat - in either case, Sophie is now even less attractive with the blood running down her face. 
   Realizing that Sophie will not provide a refuge from her overbearing mother, Cassandra approaches Apollo, who suggests that they move on to the local pub.  When they arrive there, Cassandra recognizes the barmaid, Tamara, as an old workmate that she had lost track of, and in the ensuing conversation realizes that this is the woman her father has met and plans to marry.  Though Apollo has had hope of a romantic encounter, possibly even a threesome, his plans are shot down when Tamara recognizes Cassie and realizes that her old workmate is her new lover's daughter. 
   They leave together to talk over the situation, but are thrown out of Cassandra's favorite restaurant when she lights up a cigarette.  Tamara leaves when she gets a phone call, while Cassandra is still hinting at her father's unsuitability.  Still homeless - and catless - and knickerless, Cassandra is pondering what to do when Bryce, her faithless high school boyfriend appears, obviously after Sophie has revealed to him that she has spilled the beans.  Cassandra reams him out and is left still without shelter.
   Luckily, she remembers the perfect refuge – two blocks away with Dennis/Denise, her cross-dressing wealthy friend, who immediately welcomes her and begins making plans.  After a good night’s sleep, Cassandra is just getting up and looking out the window when she spots Rambo – who narrowly escapes death from a speeding Mustang driven by an American who berates her until he realizes that she is standing there in her knickers and bra.  Humiliated, Cassandra runs into the house, where Dennis provides her with clothes, and they go out for a day of shopping and plotting.  When they return home, Cassandra finds and rescues Rambo, and continues plotting how to convince Tamara that she does not want to marry Cassandra’s father Robert.         
   While Dennis bathes and primps for a night out, Cassandra decides to see what she can rescue from the ruins of her apartment.  When she arrives there, she finds Apollo among the other firemen standing by as the apartments are cleared of rubble.  But to her chagrin, she finds that Sophie has persuaded Apollo that she has come by to help retrieve Cassandra's possessions, and in gratitude (oh really?) he has invited her out for dinner.  He does have the courtesy to ask Cassandra along, but she informs him that she is engaged for the evening, inciting a little jealousy.  She retrieves a few possessions, and returns to Dennis's apartment, determined to reinvent herself - living well will be the best revenge. 
  Dennis helps her put herself together, and with his skills she looks like a model. They relax while they await Dennis's surprise guest for the evening, whom he'd phoned while she was out, and to her surprise it's Tamara.
  In the ensuing conversation, Tamara explains that she had fled all those years ago to avoid her father and his lecherous brother, now both fortunately deceased.  She had gone to France, where she had found shelter with the kindly owners of the vineyard where she worked, and where she had given birth to her love-child Adam, the product of a short-lived but intense affair with an American visitor.
  Suddenly, while they were talking, they were quite unexpectedly abducted by aliens and drawn up into their space ship.  Cassie had had it – the last two days had been traumatic enough already, and this was the last straw.  She led the others out to confront the leader of their kidnappers, but decided to stop off at the beauty parlor first in order to look her best for the encounter.  Dennis is enraged when one of the aliens suggests that the new abductees have a long way to go to become beautiful.  His rebuttal, in the form of criticism of the alien's own appearance and odor, enrages the alien, which swells into a distinct likeness of a radish, and seizes the three with its triffid-like roots.  Dennis frees them by filing the tentacle with his nail file, which so tickles the alien that it releases them.


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Words / doner
« on: March 23, 2008, 12:43:39 AM »
Hi Alan,
I admit that I would have thought this word meant "more done" but NatalyaPetrovna knew about the Middle Eastern food. 
When we googled it, there were plenty of examples.  Many had the unlaut, which I assume was the original spelling, but that seems to have been dropped in many other examples.  Coincidentally, when we took a break from Chi and went across the street to the Turkish restaurant for lunch, it was on the menu without an umlaut (unfortunately, it had been crossed off so I could not experience it).  I found a blog on the food (who would'a thunk?) which spelled it with and without the umlaut, and occasionally with a double n: "donner", reflecting the pronunciation, I guess.

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Words / undosed
« on: March 23, 2008, 12:35:06 AM »
Hi Alan,

This seems to be used fairly commonly, my impression more often for animals than people.  Below - some examples from Google.

The prevalence and retention of lead pellets in Japanese quail week as compared with the undosed quail. This inhibition of ... quail were significantly higher than in the undosed quail until. the 6th week. ...
www.springerlink.com/index/P3108383NU3671R8.pdf - Similar pages

SKS Science Products, Plasticware, Plastic Laboratory Bottles, PET ... The 500 ml dosed and undosed Sterilin® water sampling bottles are manufactured from unbreakable clear non-toxic PETG. The octogonal design facilitates ease ...
www.sks-science.com/glass-laboratory-bottles-p-3126.html - 38k - Cached - Similar pages

Papers & Articles Fifteen sheep were used as undosed negative con-. trols and housed separately. ... and the 15 undosed controls, and the intervals after dosing at which they ...
veterinaryrecord.bvapublications.com/cgi/reprint/156/7/197.pdf - Similar pages

H2O catalysis of aluminum carbide formation in the aluminum ... dosed sample is larger than that of the undosed sample .... undosed sample still contains unreacted aluminum metal. at 1073 K. ...
www.mrs.org/s_mrs/bin.asp?CID=3127&DID=188281&DOC=FILE.PDF - Similar pages

ROUNDWORM INFESTATION IN LAMBS* School of Agriculture., University ... counts in dosed and undosed animals were not ... later when the egg counts in lambs from undosed ... higher rate of infection in those from undosed ...
www.blackwell-synergy.com/doi/abs/10.1111/j.1365-2494.1968.tb00569.x - Similar pages

NZSAP 1994 Proceedings: Abstract AB94004 After 28 days on the trial lambs dosed with larvae had higher (P<0.001) faecal egg counts (FEC's) than undosed lambs but after 42 days egg counts did not ...
nzsap.org.nz/proc/1994/ab94004.html - 3k - Cached - Similar pages

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Words / cosies
« on: February 28, 2008, 03:48:58 AM »
in yesterday's puzzle - I got cosier and cosied, but cosies was refused.  I was thinking of the verb "to cosy" as in cosying up to someone.  Was it refused because it's also the plural of the noun as in "tea cosy/cozy"?  But that spelling is pluralized by "ies" rather than a simple "s".

Interestingly, the verb form was not listed in my old standby from 1961 (Webster's Collegiate), though all forms were listed in the Random House unabridged 2nd edition.


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Words / degu
« on: February 16, 2008, 10:29:28 AM »
one of those little wild animals which is now becoming a pet - probably not the best idea, but people seem to enjoy having wild animals in their homes.  Doubt that the feeling is reciprocated.

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Words / fudgier?
« on: February 10, 2008, 12:04:36 PM »
Can guarantee that this is a common word here in the US!  It's not in my dictionary (Random House 2nd ed.) to my amazement.  How could they have missed such an important word?

Here, brownies are occasionally cakelike, but much more often fudgie and the best are fudgier!  I have to leave now - I hear them calling out to me from the freezer, and I must liberate them.

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Words / verruca common?
« on: February 10, 2008, 11:36:27 AM »
oh, dear, revealing my ignorance again - another word that's not common to me.  Certainly not the only one I missed - I missed lots this time, but though I'm black-and-blue from kicking myself over the ones I missed, I can't kick myself for this one, since I don't know it.

But maybe it is very common and I'm the only one who doesn't know it.

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Words / nevus common?
« on: February 08, 2008, 02:55:37 PM »
Guess my ignorance is showing - don't know this word.  Looked it up but still don't remember seeing it.  So I wonder how common it is.  Am I the only one who doesn't know it?

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This Forum / a peculiarity with the "Words" category
« on: February 04, 2008, 04:02:26 AM »
I tried to go back to the previous page for the "words" category threads - ended up with April 2007 posts.  When I went to the first page, I got the most recent posts.

Haven't tried it with any of the other categories yet - will try now.

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Words / nailbed
« on: January 23, 2008, 02:01:47 PM »
When I googled this, it looked as both the one word and two-word versions were both being used.

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Words / gens
« on: January 11, 2008, 12:45:50 PM »
gens: noun; pl. gentes
Roman history:  A clan embracing the families of the same stock in the male line.

I've generally seen it used as a word for clan.  Think it might be used in anthropology.

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Words / suped
« on: January 05, 2008, 02:10:27 PM »
I got "supe" in yesterday's puzzle - a variant spelling of "soup" - and wasn't allowed "suped" though I found lots of examples of suped using the phrase "suped it up" on Google.  It would seem logical if one is valid, the other ought to be.  And I suppose "suping" (though not in the puzzle yesterday) would be a possibility too. 

Respectfully awaiting your decision, oh GAGL.

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Say Hello / Hello Susan
« on: January 05, 2008, 11:48:37 AM »
Welcome to the forum!  Hope you're going to join in the madness.  Don't be distracted by the bickering - it's all in fun!

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Words / from a previous puzzle: beeve
« on: November 18, 2007, 01:52:20 AM »
Hi Alan,

I've seen this one more frequently in the plural form, but it is in Webster's 3rd p.197.

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glurge: May not be in the standard dictionaries, but it's very Google-able.  Started with Snopes' Urban Legend site, I think.  A very useful word for those too-good-to-be-true stories circulating around the internet:  the ones that are very emotionally satisfying even if unlikely to be true.

voder:  an older word, but I've seen it around, probably mostly in old science fiction.  It's in Webster's 3rd Unabr.

tumeric:  variation of turmeric - in Webster's 3rd.  A word I hope I shall never have to use.

booter:  lots of examples in Google.

doco:  or is this only allowed in the Aussie game?  my source said it was Australian for document.

trafe:  the opposite of kosher - unfit for consumption.

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