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Say Hello / Hello rhino
« on: April 21, 2010, 07:50:24 PM »
Howdi Rhino,
welcome to the forum..

Words / Salute!!
« on: April 07, 2010, 10:28:04 PM »
I wondered if the word 'cheers' might be up for discussion/inclusion??

I appreciate it is a plural of cheer..

But what about when it is used in the 'chink' glasses, drinking term..??

Say Hello / A plethora of Birthdays coming up...
« on: April 07, 2010, 10:20:26 PM »
]Happy birthday


Lovely Linda




Say Hello / Hi Alar
« on: April 07, 2010, 10:14:22 PM »
It seems i have missed your arrival over the last few days...

So Welcome to the forum Alar..

Get stuck in.....

(..and i am appalled that no other forumate has bothered to welcome you aboard -sadly remiss of them, and i can only apologise on their behalves... Tut Tut you lot..    :-[  ]

Say Hello / Hello 9oaks
« on: February 10, 2010, 11:50:22 PM »
Hello there 9oaks [sorry about the laziness..i'm in a rush]
Welcome to the forum...and what a good start, making a word suggestion.

I see your name is Petra...welcome to her too..


Say Hello / Hello tiggerbelle
« on: January 25, 2010, 11:46:20 PM »
Hi tiggerbelle,
Welcome to the forum, i hope to see you bouncing around all over the place joining in with the banter....

Technomc [aka T]

Words / Not a spoiler anymore....
« on: January 20, 2010, 09:31:28 PM »
Yesterday's challenge allowed 'rogered' ....if the meaning is the same worldwide as it is here ...well, we know what that is!! the person doing the rogering a 'roger', and if they were asking prior to the deed would they not ask if it was ok to 'roger' the person they were going to 'roger'...??

Seems 'roger' was not allowed....

Whatever / New Year 2010
« on: January 05, 2010, 09:25:51 PM »
Hi Forumates..

I thought i was going to be dozens of messages behind wishing you all a very happy, healthy and safe New Year..

Apparently not.......have you all been sucked off the face of the earth by aliens..

Anyway....Happy New Year everyone...May it be happy, healthy and safe...


Whatever / Health and Safety at Christmas
« on: December 17, 2009, 09:57:20 PM »
For those thinking of singing Christmas songs this year please be advised of the following guidance:


“Elf and Safety and Equality Considerations for Christmas Songs”


The Rocking Song
Little Jesus, sweetly sleep, do not stir;
We will lend a coat of fur,
We will rock you, rock you, rock you,
We will rock you, rock you, rock you:

Fur is no longer appropriate wear for small infants, both due to risk of allergy to animal fur, and for ethical reasons. Therefore faux fur, a nice cellular blanket or perhaps micro-fleece material should be considered a suitable alternative.

Please note, only persons who have been subject to a Criminal Records Bureau check and have enhanced clearance will be permitted to rock baby Jesus. Persons must carry their CRB disclosure with them at all times and be prepared to provide three forms of identification before rocking commences.

Jingle Bells
Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way

A risk assessment must be submitted before an open sleigh is considered safe for members of the public to travel on. The risk assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only one horse for such a venture, particularly if passengers are of larger proportions. Please note, permission must be gained from landowners before entering their fields. To avoid offending those not participating in celebrations, we would request that laughter is moderate only and not loud enough to be considered a noise nuisance.

While Shepherds Watched
While shepherds watched
Their flocks by night
All seated on the ground
The angel of the Lord came down
And glory shone around

The union of Shepherd's has complained that it breaches health and safety regulations to insist that shepherds watch their flocks without appropriate seating arrangements being provided, therefore benches, stools and orthopaedic chairs are now available. Shepherds have also requested that due to the inclement weather conditions at this time of year that they should watch their flocks via cctv cameras from centrally heated shepherd observation huts.
Please note, the angel of the lord is reminded that before shining his / her glory all around she / he must ascertain that all shepherds have been issued with glasses capable of filtering out the harmful effects of UVA, UVB and Glory.

Little Donkey
Little donkey, little donkey on the dusty road
Got to keep on plodding onwards with your precious load

The RSPCA have issued strict guidelines with regard to how heavy a load that a donkey of small stature is permitted to carry, also included in the guidelines is guidance regarding how often to feed the donkey and how many rest breaks are required over a four hour plodding period. Please note that due to the increased risk of pollution from the dusty road, Mary and Joseph are required to wear face masks to prevent inhalation of any airborne particles. The donkey has expressed his discomfort at being labelled 'little' and would prefer just to be simply referred to as Mr. Donkey. To comment upon his height or lack thereof may be considered an infringement of his equine rights.

We Three Kings
We three kings of Orient are
Bearing gifts we traverse afar
Field and fountain, moor and mountain
Following yonder star

Whilst the gift of gold is still considered acceptable - as it may be redeemed at a later date through such organisations as 'cash for gold' etc, gifts of frankincense and myrrh are not appropriate due to the potential risk of oils and fragrances causing allergic reactions. A suggested gift alternative would be to make a donation to a worthy cause in the recipients name or perhaps give a gift voucher.

We would not advise that the traversing kings rely on navigation by stars in order to reach their destinations and suggest the use of RAC routefinder or satellite navigation, which will provide the quickest route and advice regarding fuel consumption. Please note as per the guidelines from the RSPCA for Mr Donkey, the camels carrying the three kings of Orient will require regular food and rest breaks. Facemasks for the three kings are also advisable due to the likelihood of dust from the camels hooves.

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows.

You are advised that under the Equal Opportunities for All policy, it is inappropriate for persons to make comment with regard to the ruddiness of any part of Mr. R. Reindeer. Further to this, exclusion of Mr R Reindeer from the Reindeer Games will be considered discriminatory and disciplinary action will be taken against those found guilty of this offence. A full investigation will be implemented and sanctions - including suspension on full pay - will be considered whilst this investigation takes place.


Words / Spoiler for 5th Nov....
« on: November 05, 2009, 09:41:07 PM »
Here is another 'ies'    for you...


We have ladies......we have why not laddies....???

Words / Spoiler for 4/11/09
« on: November 05, 2009, 12:08:46 AM »
Can i suggest:

A collective term for those who are left handed or those with that particular political persuasion...

Say Hello / HBTY...alonso
« on: September 17, 2009, 12:15:10 AM »
In case i dont get a chance...and i wouldn't want to miss it..

Happy Birthday AQ...

Hope you have a fab day..

Say Hello / Steadyguy
« on: August 28, 2009, 09:44:50 PM »
Welcome aboard the Chi chatter train.....

Enjoy...!!!  :-\

Word Games / Not loading today..
« on: July 03, 2009, 07:44:10 PM »
Hi Viral,

As i see you are online at the mo, i just thought i would tell you that i have been unable to load the game so far today....

Is there maintenance, or some other such thing going on...??

Yours very truly.....[and faithfully]

Whatever / RIP
« on: June 26, 2009, 10:11:23 AM »
Thoughts and prayers go to the friends and families of Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett.
A Lovely woman and my favourite Angel,  and a talented singer and dancer.

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