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Say Hello / Sweet Caro ____________
« on: April 15, 2011, 10:36:46 PM »
Howdi doody caro,
Welcome to the forum...

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Say Hello / Delcar - welcome
« on: April 13, 2011, 07:41:02 PM »
Hi Delcar,
welcome to the friendliest, funnest, bestest-ever forum.....

Hope you have fun with the rest of us forumates...

Technomc

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Say Hello / 2 Tanners..is that a shilling?
« on: March 30, 2011, 01:58:17 AM »
Welcome 2 tanners...

I hope you have fun reading and joining in...

Technomc

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Say Hello / Hi to Bronson 30
« on: February 28, 2011, 09:42:47 PM »
hello Bronson and welcome to the forum.....

I hope you join in and have fun...

T

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Say Hello / A bit previous...
« on: February 02, 2011, 12:24:26 AM »
Hello and welcome to the GUEST who was registering an account to join the forum...

Hope you have a good laugh and join in....

Must dash now...but didn't want to think you were being ignored...

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Whatever / What did you get in your stocking?
« on: January 04, 2011, 04:13:20 AM »
As a reply to a question that Linda asked about what i got in my christmas stocking[not literally of course]...well..

I got;

A candy floss [cotton candy] maker...love it- my favourite sweet treat.. :-H

A racing car driving experience.... :-C

Plus lots of other lovely goodies to eat, bathe in, read, watch and wear....

What did you get????

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Whatever / Christmas Jokes....
« on: December 16, 2010, 03:36:48 AM »
Barbie's letter to Santa
Dear Santa,

Listen you fat little troll, I've been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas present, wearing skimpy bathing
suits in frigid weather, and drowning in fake tea from too many tea parties. I hate to break it to you Santa, but it is DEFINITELY pay back
time!!

There had better be some changes around here this Christmas, or I'm gonna call for a nationwide meltdown (and trust me, you don't want to be around to smell it!) So, here's my holiday wish list for this year, Santa.

1. A nice, comfy pair of sweat pants and a frumpy, oversized sweatshirt. I'm sick of looking like a hooker. How much smaller are
these bathing suits gonna get? Do you have any idea what it feels like to have nylon and velcro up your butt?

2. Real underwear that can be pulled on and off. Preferably white. What bonehead at Mattel decided to be cheap and mold imitation underwear to my skin? It looks like cellulite!!!

3. A REAL man....maybe G.I.Joe. Hell, I'd take Tickle-Me-Elmo over that wimped out excuse for a boy-toy Ken. And what's with the earring
anyway? If I'm going to have to suffer with him, for christ's sakes, make us anatomically correct.

4. Arms that actually bend so I can push the aforementioned Ken-wimp away once he is anatomically correct.

5. Breast reduction surgery. I don't care whose arm you have to twist, just do it!!

6. A jog-bra. To wear until I get the surgery.

7. A new career. Pet doctor and school teacher just don't cut it. How about a systems analyst? Or better yet, a public relations senior account exec!!

8. A new, more 90's persona. Maybe a "PMS Barbie", complete with a miniature container of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and a bag of chips; "Animal Rights Barbie", with my very own paint gun, fitted with fake fur coat, bottle of spray blood and handcuffs; or "Stop
Smoking Barbie", sporting a Nicotrol patch and equipped with several packs of gum.

9. No more McDonald's endorsements. The grease is wrecking my vinyl.

10. mattel stock options. It's been 37 years-I think I deserve it!

Okay Santa, that's it. considering my valuable contribution to society, I don't think these requests are out of line. If you disagree, then you can find yourself a new bitch for next Christmas. It's that simple.

Yours truly,
Barbie

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Say Hello / To all the newbies i've missed
« on: December 08, 2010, 11:37:18 PM »
Hello and a huge welcome to all the newbies who have joined the forum in the last couple of weeks..

Huge apologies for not welcoming you personnally...it has been very remiss of me..but i am glad to welcome you here all the same..

Have fun,
Technomc

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Whatever / A criminal to admire...??
« on: November 10, 2010, 12:27:08 AM »

I am loving this story...it certainly made me laugh out loud...

From The London Times: A Well-Planned Retirement 
A perfect example of government mismanagement.   

           

Outside England 's Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years,it's parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were for cars (1.40),for buses (about 7).
Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn't show up; so the Zoo Management called the City Council and asked it to send them another parking agent.
 
The Council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the Zoo's own responsibility.

The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was a City employee.

The City Council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the City payroll.
 
Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain or France or Italy ...  is a man who'd apparently had a ticket machine installed completely on his own and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about 560 per day -- for 25 years.
 
Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over 7 million pounds ... and no one even knows his name.
 

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Whatever / Krispy Kreme doughnuts...
« on: November 02, 2010, 12:36:53 AM »
I have discovered the wonders of the above...

My first temptation was the day i went to London to meet up with Bobbi....there were 2 concession stands selling them on Waterloo station....needless to say i bought a dozen, and managed to get them all home....and everyone whole!!!   tremendous restraint i thought, bearing in mind the 3 hour train journey..

My 2nd indulgence was last thursday when i was in London again, with the girls [let out of the shed for the day!!!] when another box of a dozen was bought just before boarding the train to come home. Once again they got home in one piece [although the train conductor threatened to throw us off if we didn't give him some!!].

Thank the Lord i don't travel through there daily...or i would very soon find myself having difficulty getting through the train doors...

OMG...they are unbelievably yummy.......lemon meringue....caramel.......strawberry.....i thought i had died and gone to heaven.....  :-H  :-H  :-H  :-H


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Words / Possible spoiler 21st oct.
« on: October 21, 2010, 11:11:59 PM »
If someone is nosey...could you not say that they nosied around my belongings..i certainly have used the word in that context????

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Say Hello / Hi ADA
« on: September 27, 2010, 01:52:52 AM »
Hello Ada,
welcome to the forum, hope you find it fun, and informative of course!!

technomc [aka T]

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Say Hello / Another CHI meeting
« on: September 26, 2010, 09:52:21 AM »
Hi all,
i just thought i would let you all know that today there was another meeting of Chi forumates.
Bobbi has been in the UK for a week or so, and today i went to London and met up with her, and her lovely daughters at Camdon Lock Market.
She is heading back to new Zealand tomorrow [Sunday].

It was amazing to meet her, and we got on like family...we did take photos, so i will try and get them on here as soon as i can.

So Alan...this site really does bring us forumates together, literally and literally.....thanks..

So who will it be next???

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Whatever / 9/11
« on: September 11, 2010, 08:25:59 PM »
This time 9 years ago i sat in horror and disbelief, and cried for hours, as i watched the tragedy of the Twin Towers unfold on my TV.

My thoughts are with all those who suffered the loss of loved ones.

I was moved and humbled when we strolled past the site when in NY with Birdy...

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Say Hello / Supamatt
« on: August 23, 2010, 10:49:07 PM »
Hello Supamatt..

I had a quick check to see if any other forumate had welcomed you aboard...but it seems not!!  How very remiss, and slaps will be forthcoming..

So Welcome aboard...

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