I've gotta stick up for the dogs...I love em. They're loyal, cuddly, and generally kind to everyone.
Pretty much I think most cats are the
. Specifically one cat from when I lived with a roommate in college. She (the devilcat) would walk innocently up to you and wind around your legs purring. She would look so cute! So the unsuspecting would reach down and let her sniff your hand. I did this the first time I met the cat. She started rubbing her head against my hand (generally the sign that you can then go ahead and pet them). The instant I started to pet her she turned around and bit me and hissed at me as if I invaded her privacy first! Because of this trait of hers...we decided to call her the stripper cat. She can touch you, but you sure as **** better not touch her!
Another time, she was lying with my roommate on the couch for over an hour. Then, as if out of boredom and just to see what would happen, she turned around and bit her on the hand so hard it drew blood!
Give me a dog anyday (well, so long as it is not one of those tiny, ugly, yippy ones).