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Whatever / Religious Humor - warning, one rude word repeated every line
« on: February 20, 2009, 02:44:53 AM »
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Atheism: No shit.
Baha'i: Let's get a quorum together so we can talk about shit.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.
Catholicism: Shit happens because you're bad.
Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind.
Existentialism: What is shit anyway?
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, Ram Ram!
Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happenin'.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of Allah
Jehovah's Witness: Knock knock: Shit happens. Want to read about it?
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?!
Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this ship!
Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me.
Taoism: Shit happens.
T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit!!
Atheism: No shit.
Baha'i: Let's get a quorum together so we can talk about shit.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.
Catholicism: Shit happens because you're bad.
Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind.
Existentialism: What is shit anyway?
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, Ram Ram!
Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happenin'.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of Allah
Jehovah's Witness: Knock knock: Shit happens. Want to read about it?
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?!
Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this ship!
Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me.
Taoism: Shit happens.
T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit!!