Bobbi, I don't think I'd heard that West Island joke before, so you guys must be doing a good job of keeping it to yourselves.
That's no joke mate, the colonisers are coming... >:D
You will of course be familiar with this T-shirt slogan:
"I support two teams: The All-Blacks, and anyone who beats Australia."
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For example, one of "our" greatest jazz musicians, Mike Nock, is from NZ.
Not to mention Russell Crowe, pavlova, an amazingly unbelievable number of NRL players, who as you pointed out are only identified as being Kiwi after they've been involved in a pub brawl, Phar Lap, Crowded House...I even saw Sam Neill being described as Australian in the online edition of the Sydney Morning Herald a few weeks ago, what a nerve!