H O W O C K E R A R E Y O U ?
1.) You are invited to a function and asked to bring a plate. Do you:?
Call a mate to accompany you because China Plate is rhyming slang for mate.
Look in the drawer for your oldest crockery because none will be provided at the function.
Prepare some ready to eat food to share with the other guests.
Head for the bottle shop, because bring a plate is a euphemism for bring your own beer.
2.) If you’re in Woop Woop, you are in -
The toilet
A remote outback place
A bird imitation contest
A state of ecstasy after smoking some funny weed
3.) Which expression is NOT used by Australians?
As fit as a -
Mallee Bull
Drongo
Flea
Fiddle
4.) Who would you expect to execute an Aussie salute?
A private in the Australian Army
Anybody
A Kiwi soldier taking the mickey out of an Australian Officer
A veteran
5.) Which one IS NOT an item of clothing?
A Nannygai
A Budgie Smuggler
A Drizabone
A Bonds Chesty
6.) What is a Furphy?
An Irishman. Rhyming slang for Cletus Murphy
A soft childs toy commonly found in show bags at the Royal Queensland Show (Ekka)
A rumour or story, especially one that is untrue or absurd
Loose opal or gold bearing rock of mineral value
7.) You would most likely find a “Coolgardie Safe” in:
A Bank
A Motel room
Remote houses without refrigeration
A road-side Cafe
8.) Finish the sentence: To shoot through like:
An adulterer when her husband comes home unexpectedly
A skinflint whose turn it is to shout
A speeding bullet
A Bondi Tram
9.) What is a Pademelon?
A water melon – rock melon cross.
A type of melon originating in Ireland
Small marsupials of the genus Thylogale.
A melon developed especially for cooking
10.) Who or what do most Aussies know as “The Don”?
A Russian river which flows quietly
A Godfather in the Mafia around Griffith, NSW
A famous cricketer who raised the morale of Aussies in the 1930’s depression and after WWII.
The local Director Of Nursing (DON)
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